And I'm sure you can see from the dates of my postings, my blogging is sporadic, so what's the chance my biking to the east coast be? Constancy is what I'll need for me to reach the east coast, and that, well shit, I have a donut waiting for me. How can you argue against that?

Well, I spend a lot of time worrying. That's certainly what I do. Not sure why I'm telling you this. Not even sure who you are. But sufficed to say I'm still fat. And I'm still a bastard. I can tell you how I got to be the one, but not the other. Though I'm not sure who you are. I'm not sure who any of you are.